🎁🐾 The Gift Set: “Dogs Because People Suck™” 💀🐾
A little snark. A lotta bark.
For the ones who get it… dogs just do it better.
When your therapist has paws.
When your coworker naps on the job.
When your best friend eats out of a bowl on the floor.
Yeah… Dogs Because People Suck. 😆🐾
Bold, playful, and unapologetically true — this gift set is made for dog lovers who know exactly where their loyalty lies.
🐾 What’s Included
“DOGS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUCK™” Lookie-a-Tookie™ Gift Set
• (4) “Dogs Because” Iced Canine Cookies (4")
• (12) Classy Bow Iced Canine Cookies (2")
• (2) Signature Iced Canine Cookies (2¾")
• (1) Paw-Print Gift Pack Sticker (optional — design varies)
• (1) Doggie Bag Gift Box (style may vary)
🐾 Heat-sealed for freshness, safety, and a beautiful, gift-ready presentation
✨ Why You’ll Love It
• A fun, personality-packed twist on traditional dog treats
• Perfect for dog lovers who appreciate humor with heart
• Conversation-starting design that stands out instantly
• A balanced mix of bold statement cookies and everyday bites
• Beautifully packaged and ready to gift
• Handcrafted in small batches with attention to detail
• Made for those who know… dogs > people 🐾
• Perfect for capturing and sharing your pup’s sweet moments
🦴 The Good Stuff
• Made with natural peanut butter — NO xylitol
• Vegan • Grain-Free • Wheat-Free • Gluten-Free • Diabetic-Dog-Friendly
• Made with carefully chosen ingredients to support everyday wellness
• Registered Lookie-a-Tookie™ Canine Cookies
🦴 A Gentle Reminder
• Intended for intermittent or supplemental feeding
• Always supervise and provide fresh water
⭐ Important Notes
Handcrafted & One-of-a-Kind
• Natural variations are part of the charm
Freshness & Storage
• Best within ~14 days for a softer bite
• Stays fresh 2–3 months stored cool and dry
• Will firm naturally over time
• No refrigeration needed
Decorations
• Some decorative elements may not be sugar-free
• Photo props not included
⭐ Ingredients
Garbanzo Bean Flour, Tapioca Flour, Apple, Banana, Natural Peanut Butter, Chia Seeds, Thyme, Rosemary, Blackstrap Molasses, Coconut-Derived Glycerin, Coconut Oil, Ceylon Cinnamon, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Natural Plant-Based Sugar-Free Dog Icing
⚠️ Allergy Notice
• Made with natural peanut butter — NO xylitol
• Ingredients sourced from trusted USA suppliers
• Prepared using dedicated dog-bakery equipment
• Please review ingredients and consult your veterinarian if needed
📦 Processing & Shipping
• Processing: up to 8 business days
• Custom and larger orders may require additional processing time
• USPS Priority Mail (1–4 days) with tracking (includes up to $100 insurance)
• Delivery times are estimates and not guaranteed
• Hawaii & Alaska: additional shipping may apply
🧪 Guaranteed Analysis
Lab Tested — University of Kentucky (May 2024)
Officially registered and recognized by the Kentucky Department of Agriculture, Food & Environment
• Protein 10% min
• Fat 7.9% min
• Fiber 2.04% max
• Ash 2.06% max
• Moisture 12.6% max
This isn’t just a treat.
It’s a little attitude… with a whole lot of love. 💀🐾
Doggie Bag Biscuits™ · Est. 2014
Because it’s more than a treat — it’s a promise. 💛🐾
